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Tennis ace Serena Williams speaks for millions as she pulls anguished face during Olympics opening ceremony

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Oxford and London trains get weekend warning amid delays

New York band Been Stellar to rock Oxfordshire's Truck Festival

Belgian Royal Family park on pavements at Oxford University

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