The fact that a single company's software update can bring the global economy to a screeching halt should act as a dire warning about our over-reliance on centralized corporate computing infrastructure. But it won't.
— Zane Griffin Talley Cooper (@ZaneGTCooper) July 19, 2024
Watching those TWISTERS box office numbers to see if they're strong enough for the studio to go ahead with my pitch for TWIST3R, which right now consists entirely of "there is a good tornado on the team who helps them"
Fox News uses the same guests in the network's voter panels. Caitlin Singleton, a Wisconsin resident, has appeared as an undecided and independent voter, a working mom, and just a mom, since 2020 in multiple Fox News segments. I also found other repeat guests - I provide receipts pic.twitter.com/vh8zYP4W0C
— Decoding Fox News (@DecodingFoxNews) July 20, 2024
Pierre Poilievre just told Canadian voters that Justin Trudeau was legalizing crack.
Harris is such a good candidate because she can credibly claim the accomplishments of the administration without being held responsible for any of Biden's specific mistakes. She literally exists in the context of what came before but is also unburdened by what has been
Kamala Harris just do it. Go on stage and say "Registered Republican? Registered pedophiles!" in your weird laughing cadence. Come on. You can do it just once.
These men are terrified because they know that cat ladies are perfect for the job, as we are used to dealing with little assholes who don't do shit but want to be treated like kings https://t.co/GYYwUOcKTc
i want her to get up on that debate stage and thank him for his generous donation that helped her get to where she is today like i promise you that man will factory reset from panicking so bad aksjjsjskaka https://t.co/pQfFCSCpyM
— Shyanne (Taylor's Version) (@StanGirl1989) July 22, 2024
watching the Thin Blue Line crowd vote for the felon and the ACAB crowd vote for the cop pic.twitter.com/mMd3MsROcp
we joke but for real laughing at trump supporters and telling republicans how weird they are is actually a better strategy than wagging our fingers and moralizing at them. they do not care about morals, that doesn't work— but no one likes to be laughed at
If JD Vance would have simply said "Mountain dew" it would've been fine, relatable even. That's a regular Joe blue collar soda. What kind of sick freak drinks diet Mountain Dew. Alienated every voter base with one line
Has anyone zeroed in on the cringey specifics of white male mediocrity better than Mr Heidecker in the last decade? There's a clip for everything. The best. https://t.co/oTdaZ4qiGrpic.twitter.com/STSfO6eJ91
Diet Mountain Dew is such a cursed beverage. Mountain Dew is a carbonated bacchanal, a celebration of excess and mankind's hubris. To try and enjoy it at no caloric cost to oneself incurs a karmic debt. https://t.co/MoWeia11OW
The rumors about the Trump camp already believing J.D. Vance was the wrong choice and he might be replaced honestly scare me because if that were to happen, I fear I may die from laughing. Like, literally perish from laughter.
— Charlotte Clymer ???????? (@cmclymer) July 23, 2024
Trump has been begging to make this race about age.
Apple TV+ is so funny they're like oh, shit, yeah, we have an amazingly talented, Oscar -winning, hot hot hot, actress in a 1960s murder mystery thriller but ah shit we forgot to tell you, my fault
Some Boomer shared a super sexist anti-Kamala meme in my town's local Facebook group and his ex wife just hopped into the comments with, "This is why I divorced you, Bob." pic.twitter.com/tLWnSsSN9N
good, yes, now just try and guess why a black woman might be descended from a slaveowner, just stretch your mind to the very limits and try and make an educated fucking guess pic.twitter.com/s9qH8n4sno
One time a grocery store clipboard guy was going too hard so I said "I've got fish in the car" and the weird level of specificity shut the whole interaction down. Now I use it all the time. Can't talk, fish in the car. Works even better if you're not at a grocery store honestly.
Kamala Harris who was a Senator for 4 years and has been Vice President for almost 4 years doesn't have the experience to be President say the people who voted for a reality TV star who bankrupted a casino…
being a fact checker sounds fun. one day you're finding out if a former President actually went golfing, the next day you're researching billionaire contributions to a campaign, and then someone runs in like "hey can you find out if a guy fucked a couch for real?"
My only take on the veepstakes is that Kamala should let the tryouts go on as long as possible. Nothing like having 6-10 white dudes hyping you up on national television every day
